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Friday, January 22, 2010

clever and funny Facebook statuses!-daily updated=2

 ....is is workin' hard all week to put beer on the table.



....is is supporting Tiger Wood's habits by buying the last of his discontinued Gatorade.



....is I don't understand why people are so against eating meat. If God didn't want us eating meat, he would have given cows the ability to use machine guns and nunchucks



....is How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never keep the house.



....is Wanna know why New York city never gets hurricanes? Simple, the hurricane starts coming up the coast, sees new york and says "Hmm, I must have hit this one already. Oh well, movin on!"



....is Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside. But it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.



....is If Bono ,Julia Roberts and the rest of those billionare bozos care so much then why not sell one of your mansions or private jets and give it to charity. But those elitists gotta beg the hard-working Americans to give what we don't have, now get off my tv



....is My fine is $1,456,762.00... What's yours?



....is is in a Gala....isy far far away /:~}


....is if Osama Bin Laden played Call of Duty, he would be the best camper.



....is - Ladies, the word of the day is, "Legs". Now, let's go back to my place and spread the word.



....is it good or bad that I'm going through a midlife crisis at 16?


....is was very offended by your comments and wants to hurt you



....is says if I had two brains, I still wouldn't think twice!






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