clever and funny Facebook statuses!-daily updated

# is tired of being treading on.  It's just going in circles and I'm wheelie tired of it.
# is out for a run.  Which is really just exhausting oneself in a futile attempt to get back where on started.
# wonders why so many poeple don't spel check their updates.
# is like fine art.  Old and no one understands me.  :)
# is doing a photo shoot to tribute Marilyn too.  Move over Lindsay!
# was once in love with work.  However, we've filed for a trial separation.
# wonders why people waste their time posting updates on Facebook...ohhh fudge!

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