funny and silly facebook status collections

..... is: wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.

..... is: just now realizing he ran out of T.P.

..... is: on furlough, sabbatical, hiatus, break.

..... is: buckle your seatbelt Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.(Matrix Facebook status)

..... is: debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.               (Matrix Facebook status)

..... is: the limit of x as it approaches perfection.

..... is: the slope of the tangent line of the function f[x]=awesome.

..... is: fighting the good fight.
..... is: Gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse

..... is: Loving the smell of napalm in the morning

..... is: The stuff that dreams are made of

..... is: Walking here

..... is: in need of a bigger boat

..... is: Winning one for the gipper (Ronald Reagan)

..... is: Gonna get you, and your little dog too! (From Wizard of Oz)

..... is: Not Mr. Lebowski, your Mr. Lebowski. I’m the dude.

..... is: Frankly, not giving a damn. (From Gone with the Wind)
..... is: gonna lead us all in a rousing chorus of “You Are My Sunshine.”

..... is: with you folks. I’m a forgiving, Christian sort of man. And I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them…

..... is: gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

..... is: the only one that remains unaffiliated.

..... is: a Dapper Dan man!

..... is: gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm.

..... is: the only daddy you got! the damn paterfamilias!

..... is: the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

..... is: not sure that’s Pete.

..... is: tellin’ tales out of school

..... is: George Nelson, not baby face! You remember, and tell your friends…



..... is: going to make hermit crabs live together Thanks – Demetri Martin

..... is: an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery.


..... is: learning to stop worrying and love the bomb. Thanks – Dr. Strangelove

..... is: gunter glieben glauchen globen

..... is: therefore he thinks Thanks- Luke S.

..... is: Update your status…

..... is: pondering whether coconuts migrate?

..... is: wondering what is the air speed of an unladen swallow

..... is: frustrated by the anarcho-syndicalist peasants



..... is: Miss Understood

..... is: bored as an oak

..... is: under the bed

..... is: stuDYING (homework kills) -Thanks Eliz. I

..... is: wondering if the hokey pokey is what it’s really all about?

..... is: weigh too fat Thanks to Penny for these

..... is: a comparative of which we have not yet settled the superlative.