funny facebook status collections

..... needs help watering the plastic flowers.

..... is: going through a shrinking spurt.

..... can do astonishing feats of MENTALISM!

..... says, do me a favor, and don’t do me anymore favors!

..... suffers from uncontrollable falling down?

..... says, Absotively posilutely!

..... is: taking a machete to the intellectual thickets of society.

..... is: learning the art of driving a giant, nuclear powered duck.

..... says, cannibals are what they eat.

..... is: on a joyride to sanity looking for his marbles.