these are some funny status updates
..is getting a grip on reality... and choking it to death.
... is out making some changes in his life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes.
...is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.
... is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
...is laying in the road dressed as a deer
...is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
...is legally dead for insurance purposes
...is suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!
...regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
...is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart...I need quarters
...is gathering rocks to throw at you
...dreams of the day a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned...
...is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
...standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture...
...Is trying to sell his parents. Bidding starts at $12 for both or $6 for one.
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