wishes facebook could read his mind so he didn't have to fill this out every time he thinks.
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that
says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer
thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.
advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN