There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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