What a night...can't remember a thing...why is there waffle house syrup in the bed..the lingerie hanging from the chandelier is hot! but, umm, where are the girls? were there....any...girls here last night????
is reading this sign outside my office: "In case of fire, don't use elevators." Duh! Water works a lot better!
says Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend
is wondering when a Jehovah Witness dies and gets to Heaven if God hides behind the Pearly Gate and pretends he's not in?
says Nothing in life is free.... Someone always pays!
can't understand you.... I don't speak fluent bullsh!t
If 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea,does that one person enjoy it?
says the guy who said women are bad at maths, missed out that they also divide the number of people that the slept with by 3!
says Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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