Lots of funny facebook status updates

..... is: getting time-off for good behavior.

..... asks that you quote him as saying he was misquoted.

..... has 20/20 hearing!

..... says, Oh no! Not another learning experience!

..... says, These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

..... wishes you a Happy New Now!

..... says, wake me up when it’s time to go to sleep.

..... is: thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

..... is: shiny (from Firefly)

..... is: kekekekeke

..... is: all your base are belong to us. (AYBABTU from gamer culture)

..... is: run Forest, run! from Forest Gump – Thanks to Brett H.

..... is: sleeping because he’s not nocturnal.

..... is: training to withstand sleep deprivation torture.

..... is: wondering when they invented the word neologism… what did they call it?

..... is: showing his colleagues your profile and they’re all laughing at your picture.



..... is: just got back from his probation hearing.

..... is: (has) logically deduced, absolute knowledge corrupts absolutely, therefore he is giving up studying and sleeping

..... is: presenting his thesis on “E=MC3: That’s Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!”

..... is: being interviewed on his new novel “Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?”

..... is: gathering research for his essay, “Lincoln: The Man, The President, The Town Car”

..... is: wondering if his new research grant will accept his thesis, “Whoops!: I Blew My $800,000 Research Grant At The MGM Grand Casino”

..... is: pondering the scientific evidence to support the claim “Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: So Cheesy, It Should Be Called ‘Kraft Cheese & Macaroni’”

..... is: reviewing extensive analysis on the topic “There Sure Are A Lot of ‘Smiths’ In The Phone Book, Dude”

..... is: a bit disappointed he didn’t win the Nobel Prize as evidenced by his book “Why The People Who Award The Nobel Prize Are A Bunch Of Jerks”

..... is: doing scientific research on “Gravity: The Devil’s Tool”