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Im juz having a fcked up life....!!!

 

so my astronomy teacher just referenced world of warcraft in todays lecture lololololol

 

I HAVE NOO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASEE LEAVE UR NUMBERRS..

 

there are only 3 things in life a girl needs:1-love to make her weak 2-alcohol to make her strong 3-best friends when both make her hit the floor :)

 

is standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the Google Earth Car to drive by and take a photo ;-)