creative facebook status updates

• Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect..

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• Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

• Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

• says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lo

• --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak