collection of funny facebook status updates
collection of funny facebook status updates and creative and funny facebook status update ideas-for facebook status lovers
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Thursday, November 24, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
TOP MOST LIKED PAGES IN FACEBOOK IN 2010 - FACEBOOK FAN PAGE LIKES REPORT
We already know that www.facebook.com is the most visited page in 2010 surpassing www.google.com. facebook was in the 3rd place in 2009. Another report has been released earlier today, this time from an analytics company Democracy UK. This report describes what happens on Facebook every 20 minutes.
the report says that for EVERY 20 MINUTES on average
THESE ARE THE MOST LIKED PEOPLE IN FACEBOOK IN 2010
the report says that for EVERY 20 MINUTES on average
- one million links are shared
- over 1.32 million photos are tagged
- more than 1.48 million event invitations are sent out
- almost 1.59 million wall posts, over 1.85 million status updates
- more than 1.97 million friend requests sent out,
- over 2.72 million photos uploaded
- more than 4.63 million messages sent
THESE ARE THE MOST LIKED PEOPLE IN FACEBOOK IN 2010
Lady GagaChanged relationship statuses in 2010:
24,712,169 people like this
Eminem
23,729,700 people like this
Megan Fox
19,575,080 people like this
Vin Diesel
19,425,325 people like this
Rihanna
18,903,844 people like this
Barack Obama
17,229,885 people like this
Bob Marley
17,168,034 people like this
Lil Wayne
17,004,850 people like this
Justin Bieber
16,779,874 people like this
Shakira
16,520,790 people like this
43,869,800 changed their status to single[Democracy UK via BGR]
3,025,791 changed their status to "it’s complicated"
28,460,516 changed their status to in a relationship
5,974,574 changed their status to engaged
36,774,801 changes their status to married
Friday, December 31, 2010
funny newyear resolutions 2011
OK i am going to take some serious resolutions..
"Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."
Make more time to stop and smell the behinds
From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*)..
- Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Reso
my resolutions :P
Always check for toilet paper before leaving a public restroom.Here in Reality: Funny New Year's Resolutions
Do less laundry and use more deodorant.New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number
Slinky City: Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
OK HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
have fun..be safe.
may you always have love to share.
Health to spare
& FRIENDS that care
Flowgo.com: Cat's New Year Resolutions
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Make fun of your facebook friends -tricky way
STEP 1: Write a Facebook status saying something about one of your friends. Tag them in the status.
[if you dont know how to tag friends. its simple when you are typing the status type "@" sign & start typing your friends name, there will be a drop down menu showing your friend's names click on that & you are done]
STEP 2: Before you post it, click the lock next to Share, and select "customise".
STEP 3: Set the post so that it will be visible to "friends of friends".
STEP 4: In the entry field it will ask you whether you want to hide this to anyone HIDE THIS FROM "These people", pick the friend you've just tagged.
WHAT THIS DOES:
You've just tagged your friend in a post that they can't read. It will show up on your profile page, and — more insidiously — it will show up on THEIR facebook notification saying that you've beed tagged in this person's post. All of your friend's friends can read it, but your friend can't see.
Because they can't view the post, they aren't able to untag themselves from it. They can't delete the post, either. This means you can effectively flood friends' walls with anything you want to show up there, and your friends are powerless to stop you. They probably won't even realize what you're doing; they'll assume you posted and then took your ststus post down.
I can't think of the most interesting way to take advantage of this. But I imagine some of you can think of something creative to make fun of your friends ..or may be you want to irritate someone LOL
Dirty facebook status messages
[if you dont know how to tag friends. its simple when you are typing the status type "@" sign & start typing your friends name, there will be a drop down menu showing your friend's names click on that & you are done]
STEP 2: Before you post it, click the lock next to Share, and select "customise".
STEP 3: Set the post so that it will be visible to "friends of friends".
STEP 4: In the entry field it will ask you whether you want to hide this to anyone HIDE THIS FROM "These people", pick the friend you've just tagged.
i am single ready to mingle |
WHAT THIS DOES:
You've just tagged your friend in a post that they can't read. It will show up on your profile page, and — more insidiously — it will show up on THEIR facebook notification saying that you've beed tagged in this person's post. All of your friend's friends can read it, but your friend can't see.
Because they can't view the post, they aren't able to untag themselves from it. They can't delete the post, either. This means you can effectively flood friends' walls with anything you want to show up there, and your friends are powerless to stop you. They probably won't even realize what you're doing; they'll assume you posted and then took your ststus post down.
I can't think of the most interesting way to take advantage of this. But I imagine some of you can think of something creative to make fun of your friends ..or may be you want to irritate someone LOL
Dirty facebook status messages
Thursday, December 23, 2010
CHRISTMAS facebook STATUS UPDATES for Wishing your friends
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o***
¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨**♥**o**o**
¨¨¨¨**o**♥***♥*o*
¨¨¨*****♥*o**o****
¨¨**♥**o*****o**♥**
¨******o*****♥**o***
****o***♥**o***o***♥ *
¨¨¨¨¨____!_!____
¨¨¨¨¨\_________/
MERRY CHRISTMAS ascii art picture of chiristmas tree to post on your walls
…………(¯`O´¯)
…………*./ | \ .*
…………..*♫*.
………, • ‘*♥* ‘ • ,
……. ‘*• ♫♫♫•*’
….. ‘ *, • ‘♫ ‘ • ,* ‘
….’ * • ♫*♥*♫• * ‘
… * , • Merry’ • , * ‘
.* ‘ •♫♫*♥*♫♫ • ‘ * ‘
…’ ‘ • Christmas . • ‘ ‘ ‘
‘ ‘ • ♫♫♫*♥*♫♫♫• * ‘ ‘
…………..x♥x
…………….♥
COOL FACEBOOK WALL STATUS FOR CHRISTMAS
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║║║║╩╣╔╣╔╣║║║╠╣║║╔╣╠═║╔╣║║║╬╠═║
╚╩╩╩═╩╝╚╝╠╗║╚═╩╩╩╝╚╩═╩═╩╩╩╩╩╩═╝
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FACEBOOK STATUS accii art
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║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║║╠═╦╦╦╗║║╠═╦═╦╦╗╠═║║╠╗╠╗║
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╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║╚╩╩═╩══╝╚═╩═╩╩╩╝─╚═╩═╝╚╝╚╝
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨★
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨**
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o***
¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨**♥**o**o**
¨¨¨¨**o**♥***♥*o*
¨¨¨*****♥*o**o****
¨¨**♥**o*****o**♥**
¨******o*****♥**o***
****o***♥**o***o***♥ *
¨¨¨¨¨____!_!____
¨¨¨¨¨\_________/
MERRY CHRISTMAS ascii art picture of chiristmas tree to post on your walls
…………(¯`O´¯)
…………*./ | \ .*
…………..*♫*.
………, • ‘*♥* ‘ • ,
……. ‘*• ♫♫♫•*’
….. ‘ *, • ‘♫ ‘ • ,* ‘
….’ * • ♫*♥*♫• * ‘
… * , • Merry’ • , * ‘
.* ‘ •♫♫*♥*♫♫ • ‘ * ‘
…’ ‘ • Christmas . • ‘ ‘ ‘
‘ ‘ • ♫♫♫*♥*♫♫♫• * ‘ ‘
…………..x♥x
…………….♥
COOL FACEBOOK WALL STATUS FOR CHRISTMAS
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║║║╠═╦╦╦╦╦╦╗║╠╣╚╦╦╬╣═╣╚╦══╦═╣═╣
║║║║╩╣╔╣╔╣║║║╠╣║║╔╣╠═║╔╣║║║╬╠═║
╚╩╩╩═╩╝╚╝╠╗║╚═╩╩╩╝╚╩═╩═╩╩╩╩╩╩═╝
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FACEBOOK STATUS accii art
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║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║║║╩╣║║║╠╗║╩╣╬║╔╝║═╣║║║║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║╚╩╩═╩══╝╚═╩═╩╩╩╝─╚═╩═╝╚╝╚╝
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE....
NEWSFLASH!! Frosty the Snowman has been spotted in the vegetable section of the local supermarket. He was seen picking his nose!
HAPPY CHRISTMASS
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