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Thursday, November 24, 2011

how to remove friends from facebook

Well...that's certainly one way to do it.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

TOP MOST LIKED PAGES IN FACEBOOK IN 2010 - FACEBOOK FAN PAGE LIKES REPORT

We already know that www.facebook.com is the most visited page in 2010 surpassing www.google.com. facebook was in the 3rd place in 2009. Another report has been released earlier today, this time from an analytics company Democracy UK. This report describes what happens on Facebook every 20 minutes.




the report says that for EVERY 20 MINUTES on average
  • one million links are shared
  • over 1.32 million photos are tagged
  • more than 1.48 million event invitations are sent out
  • almost 1.59  million wall posts, over 1.85 million status updates
  • more than 1.97 million friend requests sent out, 
  • over 2.72 million photos uploaded
  • more than 4.63 million messages sent


THESE ARE THE MOST LIKED PEOPLE IN FACEBOOK IN 2010
Lady Gaga
24,712,169 people like this
Eminem
23,729,700 people like this
Megan Fox
19,575,080 people like this
Vin Diesel
19,425,325 people like this
Rihanna
18,903,844 people like this
Barack Obama
17,229,885 people like this
Bob Marley
17,168,034 people like this
Lil Wayne
17,004,850 people like this
Justin Bieber
16,779,874 people like this
Shakira
16,520,790 people like this
Changed relationship statuses in 2010:
43,869,800 changed their status to single
3,025,791 changed their status to "it’s complicated"
28,460,516 changed their status to in a relationship
5,974,574 changed their status to engaged
36,774,801 changes their status to married
[Democracy UK via BGR]

Friday, December 31, 2010

funny newyear resolutions 2011



OK i am going to take some serious resolutions..


"Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."


 Make more time to stop and smell the behinds


From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*)..

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Make fun of your facebook friends -tricky way

STEP 1: Write a Facebook status saying something about one of your friends. Tag them in the status.

[if you dont know how to tag friends. its simple when you are typing the status type "@" sign & start typing your friends name, there will be a drop down menu showing your friend's names click on that &  you are done]

STEP 2: Before you post it, click the lock next to Share, and select "customise".

STEP 3: Set the post so that it will be visible to "friends of friends".

STEP 4: In the entry field it will ask you whether you want to hide this to anyone HIDE THIS   FROM  "These people", pick the friend you've just tagged.
i am single ready to mingle



WHAT THIS DOES:
You've just tagged your friend in a post that they can't read. It will show up on your profile page, and — more insidiously — it will show up on THEIR facebook notification saying that you've beed tagged in this person's post. All of your friend's friends can read it, but your friend can't see.

Because they can't view the post, they aren't able to untag themselves from it. They can't delete the post, either. This means you can effectively flood friends' walls with anything you want to show up there, and your friends are powerless to stop you. They probably won't even realize what you're doing; they'll assume you posted and then took your ststus post down.
I can't think of the most interesting way to take advantage of this. But I imagine some of you can think of something creative to make fun of your friends ..or may be you want to irritate someone LOL

Dirty facebook status messages



Thursday, December 23, 2010

CHRISTMAS facebook STATUS UPDATES for Wishing your friends

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨★
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o***
¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨**♥**o**o**
¨¨¨¨**o**♥***♥*o*
¨¨¨*****♥*o**o****
¨¨**♥**o*****o**♥**
¨******o*****♥**o***
****o***♥**o***o***♥ *
¨¨¨¨¨____!_!____
¨¨¨¨¨\_________/

MERRY CHRISTMAS  ascii art picture of chiristmas tree to post on your walls

…………(¯`O´¯)
…………*./ | \ .*
…………..*♫*.
………, • ‘*♥* ‘ • ,
……. ‘*• ♫♫♫•*’
….. ‘ *, • ‘♫ ‘ • ,* ‘
….’ * • ♫*♥*♫• * ‘
… * , • Merry’ • , * ‘
.* ‘ •♫♫*♥*♫♫ • ‘ * ‘
…’ ‘ • Christmas . • ‘ ‘ ‘
‘ ‘ • ♫♫♫*♥*♫♫♫• * ‘ ‘
…………..x♥x
…………….♥

COOL FACEBOOK WALL STATUS FOR CHRISTMAS

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FACEBOOK STATUS accii art

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE....


NEWSFLASH!! Frosty the Snowman has been spotted in the vegetable section of the local supermarket. He was seen picking his nose!

HAPPY CHRISTMASS 

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