Creative thing to do with your new facebook interface

People can be very creative sometimes. this person made a very interesting profile with the Facebook's new interface.

creative facebook status updates from status king

Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud 


scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown

(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ

► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*

if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

Kelly ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]! 

♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı

┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.

٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ          

creative facebook status updates

• Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect..

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• Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

• Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

• says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lo

• --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak    

Don't call me crazy..funny and crazzy status updates for facebook

Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"


life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess


OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!


is wondering how long she must stand on the front lawn with no clothes on, waiting for Google Earth to come and take her picture?


asks why when i scream in a Library, everyone just looks at me, but if i scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!?


My world was Upside down . . . ------------------------- ˙˙˙dn ǝpısuʍop sʇı ʍou ʇnq


will not let people drive me crazy because I know it's in walking distance.      

A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman- funny status facebook

 






is not sure where da stank come from!
 
A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun.

Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman.

is if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step!!
 
says The chinese have a serious translation problem. For instance, a translator would have been a good idea when they put "poo poo platters" on their menus....

says Who in the heck thought it was a good idea to pull a foot off a rabbit and use it as a lucky charm? If it wasn't lucky for the rabbit why would it be lucky for me??
 
says looking for a leprechaun. I've already shook down all the midgets and short people I know. Guess it takes a real leprechaun to get to that pot of gold.

is Trying to quit smoking. By the way.. Apologies go out to the mormon missionary eating the junior mint..I tried to tell you..I don't do mormon but menthol is my brand...I hope your recovery goes quickly.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
 
is Let me just take care of all of this reposting I have to do at once? My life is wonderful, I hate cancer, I donated to Haiti, I support our troops, I love my Mom,I`m from Everett,Hugs and smiles to to you,I won`t join your farmville, I won`t be answering

I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. funny facebook status updates

What a night...can't remember a thing...why is there waffle house syrup in the bed..the lingerie hanging from the chandelier is hot! but, umm, where are the girls? were there....any...girls here last night????
 
is reading this sign outside my office: "In case of fire, don't use elevators." Duh! Water works a lot better!

says Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend

is wondering when a Jehovah Witness dies and gets to Heaven if God hides behind the Pearly Gate and pretends he's not in?

says Nothing in life is free.... Someone always pays!

can't understand you.... I don't speak fluent bullsh!t

If 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea,does that one person enjoy it?

says the guy who said women are bad at maths, missed out that they also divide the number of people that the slept with by 3!

says Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.