funny newyear resolutions 2011

OK i am going to take some serious resolutions..


"Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."


 Make more time to stop and smell the behinds


From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*)..

• Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolut

   Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Reso
  

  

  
  
  my resolutions :P
  
  
  Always check for toilet paper before leaving a public restroom.Here in Reality: Funny New Year's Resolutions
  Do less laundry and use more deodorant.New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
  Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
  I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number
  
  
  
  
  Slinky City: Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
  
  
  OK HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
  
  
  

  

  have fun..be safe.
  may you always have love to share.
  Health to spare
  & FRIENDS that care
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Flowgo.com: Cat's New Year Resolutions

Make fun of your facebook friends -tricky way

STEP 1: Write a Facebook status saying something about one of your friends. Tag them in the status.

[if you dont know how to tag friends. its simple when you are typing the status type "@" sign & start typing your friends name, there will be a drop down menu showing your friend's names click on that &  you are done]

STEP 2: Before you post it, click the lock next to Share, and select "customise".

STEP 3: Set the post so that it will be visible to "friends of friends".

STEP 4: In the entry field it will ask you whether you want to hide this to anyone HIDE THIS   FROM  "These people", pick the friend you've just tagged.

i am single ready to mingle

WHAT THIS DOES:
You've just tagged your friend in a post that they can't read. It will show up on your profile page, and — more insidiously — it will show up on THEIR facebook notification saying that you've beed tagged in this person's post. All of your friend's friends can read it, but your friend can't see.

Because they can't view the post, they aren't able to untag themselves from it. They can't delete the post, either. This means you can effectively flood friends' walls with anything you want to show up there, and your friends are powerless to stop you. They probably won't even realize what you're doing; they'll assume you posted and then took your ststus post down.
I can't think of the most interesting way to take advantage of this. But I imagine some of you can think of something creative to make fun of your friends ..or may be you want to irritate someone LOL

Dirty facebook status messages

CHRISTMAS facebook STATUS UPDATES for Wishing your friends

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨★
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨**
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o***
¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨**♥**o**o**
¨¨¨¨**o**♥***♥*o*
¨¨¨*****♥*o**o****
¨¨**♥**o*****o**♥**
¨******o*****♥**o***
****o***♥**o***o***♥ *
¨¨¨¨¨____!_!____
¨¨¨¨¨\_________/

MERRY CHRISTMAS  ascii art picture of chiristmas tree to post on your walls

…………(¯`O´¯)
…………*./ | \ .*
…………..*♫*.
………, • ‘*♥* ‘ • ,
……. ‘*• ♫♫♫•*’
….. ‘ *, • ‘♫ ‘ • ,* ‘
….’ * • ♫*♥*♫• * ‘
… * , • Merry’ • , * ‘
.* ‘ •♫♫*♥*♫♫ • ‘ * ‘
…’ ‘ • Christmas . • ‘ ‘ ‘
‘ ‘ • ♫♫♫*♥*♫♫♫• * ‘ ‘
…………..x♥x
…………….♥

COOL FACEBOOK WALL STATUS FOR CHRISTMAS

╔══╗────────╔═╦╗──╔╦═╦╗─────╔═╗
║║║╠═╦╦╦╦╦╦╗║╠╣╚╦╦╬╣═╣╚╦══╦═╣═╣
║║║║╩╣╔╣╔╣║║║╠╣║║╔╣╠═║╔╣║║║╬╠═║
╚╩╩╩═╩╝╚╝╠╗║╚═╩╩╩╝╚╩═╩═╩╩╩╩╩╩═╝
─────────╚═╝───────────────────

HAPPY NEW YEAR FACEBOOK STATUS accii art

╔╦╗────────╔═╗─────╔╦╗──────╔═╦═╦═╦═╗
║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║║╠═╦╦╦╗║║╠═╦═╦╦╗╠═║║╠╗╠╗║
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║║║╩╣║║║╠╗║╩╣╬║╔╝║═╣║║║║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║╚╩╩═╩══╝╚═╩═╩╩╩╝─╚═╩═╝╚╝╚╝
────╚╝╚╝╚═╝──────────────────────────

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE....

 

NEWSFLASH!! Frosty the Snowman has been spotted in the vegetable section of the local supermarket. He was seen picking his nose!

HAPPY CHRISTMASS 

Creative thing to do with your new facebook interface

People can be very creative sometimes. this person made a very interesting profile with the Facebook's new interface.

creative facebook status updates from status king

Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud 


scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown

(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ

► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*

if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

Kelly ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]! 

♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı

┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.

٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ          

creative facebook status updates

• Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect..

• is Loading ████████████ 99% 

• Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

• Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

• says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lo

• --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak